(to be sung in the tune of Beyonce’s Single Ladies)
All the delegates
All the delegates
All the delegates
All the delegates
All the delegates
All the delegates
Now put your plates up!
Up in B1, tryin’ a-save the world
I’m doing my own little thing
Decided to dip, and now you wanna trip
‘Cause somebody screwed the GST
It’s weak, you see, your NDC
You didn’t pay any attention
Just cried my tears, for thirty one years
From reading the IPCC
‘Cause if you liked it then you should have put some text on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put your badge on it
Don’t be mad once you see they screwed the GST
If you liked it, then you shoulda put some text on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
Got water up to my hips, then cracked lips
All crazy weather in between
While you’re acting up, drinking your cup
Don’t threaten me with Rule 16
We’re failing our mission, did I mention
The global goal on adaptation?
‘Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
To spell the damn NCQG
Cause if you liked it then you should have put some text on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put your badge on it
Don’t be mad once you see they screwed the GST
If you liked it, then you shoulda put some text on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh