A cover decision is not teenage dating

After a first date, some advise waiting at least three days before you make your second move. ECO wonders if the presidency is as nervous as a love-dovey teenager about their cover decision text, and has confused dating and negotiation practice… This seems the most plausible explanation as to why there is still no actual draft cover decision text yet. ECO doesn’t recommend the three-day rule for dating, or the cover decision. Since we have all booked our travel back, this adventure equals more the timeframe of a holiday daliance — so don’t play games and let’s get going. ECO wishes the Egyptian presidency courage to make the next move. And as you make that move, dear Presidency, you want to be among the cool kids on the block: smoking fossil fuels is so 20th century, so urgently include some language on the much-needed equitable phase-out of ALL fossil fuels. You can do it!

And if you are reading this and the text has come out, Presidency, please follow up faster next time.